Tiger Woods, From World-Class Golfer to 3rd-Rate Caddy In Just One Week

AND SLAVE TO APHRODISIAC OF FAME, FORTUNE

I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED Tiger Woods has clay feet, but am deeply sadden nonetheless for his wife, Elin, and their wee children. She obviously married a cad when she thought she was getting more or less a grown man who plays very good golf. I can't image the confusion, sense of abandonment, betrayal not to mention the public humiliation she must be going through right now. Oh wait! Maybe I can. Yes I can, even if just a little. Meanwhile, the song below is for Elin this Christmas. In spite of it all, she will make it through this hell and hopefully be better one day and even laugh. With God's help. Still someday can seem a very long time away.

Hopefully Elin already knows that the minute, the second, she's sure she's lost total respect for Tiger---she'll probably never stop loving the cad and maybe one day will forgive him--- it's totally and completely over, cause men need respect from women as much, if not more than they need sex. When respect goes out the window, there's very little hope for real reconciliation in a marriage. It's up to her to search her shattered heart and ultimately come clean with herself about this. May God help them---and us--- all right now. The depths of our moral, national and societal depravity and arrogance is shocking and seemingly without bounds these days.



MEANWHILE, LARRY KUDLOW TO TIGER: FESS UP, MAN. OWN IT CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, YOUR BOTTOM WILL BE LOWER THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE! Larry knows of what he speaks.