Friday, August 28, 2009

I Interrupt This Regularly Scheduled Busy Day to Say...

WORDS TRULY ALMOST FAIL ME HERE. What in heaven's name was Sandra Bullock thinking? And which part of her brain were the thoughts coming from---the lower creeptillian? Besides what passes for a dress (wait let me guess---some scarves from a street vendor at a bazaar in Istanbul, safety pinned together then tucked into a Glad leaf bag), this black bound shoe fad thingy going on, is about the ugliest fashion trend I've seen in my lifetime. Was it started by Congress to divert our attention from health care reform? Henry Waxman must have had something to do with it! After all she's in his district. Meanwhile, Sandra, get a fashion grip, honeychil, and take some time out to get a full length mirror and, you know, take a look at yourself. And if you don't believe me, just ask fashion maveness, Whoopi!

2 comments:

Pam said...

This part was the best!
You asked:
"Was it started by Congress to divert our attention from health care reform? Henry Waxman must have had something to do with it!"

CA said...

All I can say is Sandra has outdone Michelle Obama in the ugly clothes department. But wait! It is not too late for Michelle to order up this fashion. Would Sandra share her secret designer or would she be willing to bare all for our "Fist Lady"? There must be another Cathedral to visit on Michelle's schedule. Never pass up a fashion crisis!