Saturday, December 31, 2011

Seven 2012 Predictions I Hope I'm Right About

UPDATE: GEORGE WILL AGREES---THERE'S MUCH REASON FOR CONSERVATIVE OPTIMISM

I'LL DO THESE QUICKLY and perhaps come back next year to flesh them out. Hope I'm right on these:

1. OBAMACARE WILL BE RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL IN PART OR IN TOTAL BY THE SUPREME COURT. The ruling will be based on the over-reach of the Commerce clause.

There is nothing more important in current events and to our freedom in the United States today than the reversal of this ill-defined, heavy-handed cobbled together law which most law-makers who passed it have already opted out of.

2. THE GOP WILL WIN THE SENATE AND RE-TAKE THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.  There are many advantages to this, although President Obama will do many end-runs around the legislative process to hammer though his liberal agenda and remake America.

3. MUCH OF THE OBAMA LEGACY CAN AND WILL BE REVERSED ONCE HE IS OUT OF OFFICE.  I do not subscribe to the hysterical theory that our country will be unrecognizable if Obama wins a second term.  I believe much of his legacy is reversible and it will be reversed.

4 GLOBAL WARMING ALARMISM IS OVER AND AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, not a minute too soon.

5. KATE MIDDLETON BRINGS IN A NEW FASHION ERA OF elegant,  inexpensive and great looking clothes for women.

6.TOO BIG, TOO WHITE TEETH WILL BE EVEN MOREOVER-DONE IN 2012 THAN BIG BOOBS AND BEE-STUNG, SWOLLEN-LOOKING LIPS, as the freak show continues.But the peak of this trend is near. The only thing that may curtail it completely is the economic downturn.

7. TATTOO REGRET WILL CONTINUE, fuelling an industry of tattoo removal shops which charge a high price to reverse the ungodly trend.

3 comments:

mRed said...

This will be a great year for you!

Webutante said...

May it ever be for me and thee also! Thanks, mRed.

Webutante said...

My intrepid reader, William, wants everyone to know there are hundreds, if not thousands of Obama accomoplishments that should make all us dumb conservatives swoon into a flesh pile demanding his re-election. Because he is in cut-and-paste mode again, I shall commend any readers wanting to swoon for Obama to Goggle Obama accomplishments and go from there. Let fainting and gnashing of teeth begin!