ASIDE FROM suddenly cancelling his big speech scheduled for next week in Copenhagen, Al Gore has cancelled his fundraising event---Cash for Shakers--- which would have allowed his adoring fans and AGW followers to shake his hand for only $1,200 a whack. Plastic smile and brief eye contact were to have been included and considered tax deductible. However, due to unforeseen man-made events beyond his control, Al said this event has been cancelled until further notice or f-o-r-e-v-e-r, whichever comes first.
Oh well, guess we'll have to let Jerry Lee the first, last and greatest shake man of all time step in to console us as best he can. Take it away Jerry: