Now I've Seen Everything

No, emphatically No: This is NOT Nancy Pelosi who my Washington friends tell me goes to the Four Season's Salon and Spa in Georgetown EVERY DAY to be groomed before going on to work as Czar of our National Dog House on Capitol Hill. Instead, this real dog, an Afghan, is getting its mane done in Budapest ahead of the European Dog Festival yesterday. It's the largest in Europe with over 20,000 dogs competing.

Perhaps taxpayers should send Nancy next year to this primp-fest with her Four Seasons attendants coiffing her all the way. Afterwards, she can go on tour to talk about her role in furthering the Nanny State here and to unveil legislation bailing out dog owners and putting them on the welfare. After all, don't all dogs and dog owners have a constitutional right to their own curling/crimping irons?

Photo credit, WSJ.