JUST WHEN YOU THINK fame and fortune makes for a perfect life, or that you've got the craziest family alive, Reese Witherspoon's father goes and out-does himself in the dysfunctional department. 'Dr. Witherspoon,' as he's known around these parts is an ear, nose and throat specialist who's evidently specializing in other things these days and making a spectacle of himself and his family in the process.
Betty, Reese's mother, is understandably concerned that her estranged husband of 42 years has 'married' another woman---read that gold digger---from a nearby town. Dr. Witherspoon doesn't remember who the woman is or that he married her, or at least that's the story he's sticking to at the moment.
In a slow and endlessly boring news cycle in which all our eyes have long since glazed over, leave it to the Dr. Witherspoons of the world to give us some comic relief though it's surely not funny to the rest of his family. Have no idea but wondered why Dr. Witherspoon and Betty---living apart for more than 15 years have never gone on and gottened divorced.
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