This property owner, one Alan Graham of Northern Ireland....

....told this wild celebrity thing named Rihanna that enough was enough and she needed to be appropriately clad---meaning she had to put her top back on---if she wanted to shoot her wild, new music video in his field or go somewhere else. It couldn't have happened to a nicer celebrity.

He also told her she should find a greater God.
Imagine the nerve of an Irish farmer not bowing and scraping at the feet of such a sex goddess/ruler of the celebrity lower realms! What a kind thing he did for her.

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