ROSE GARDEN B-DAY PARTY MOSTLY OLD FRIENDS
DROPS 10 PTS FOR EACH YEAR OF HIS LIFE
COME ON GUYS, DON'T YOU KNOW, President Obama didn't need this kind of stock market bloodbath on his birthday?! His 50th, no less!
Give him a break. Cut him some slack! He's already been called off the golf course long enough for the 'manufactured debt ceiling crisis.' Now this! Look what you're doing to his handicap! Don't you know you're here to serve his needs and not vice versa?
So get a grip, and play a little nicer. Can't you come up with a little bounce in the closing minutes of this dreadfulest of dreadful sessions? Or are you going to hold out for another bottle of Keysian booze in the form of QE3? Either way, it's not very civilized to mess with the president's golf score. If you don't behave, you'll be put on Big Sis's terrorist/no fly list!
Meanwhile, gold is going through the roof as the dollar continues its slide into oblivion. Are we having fun yet, Mr. President?
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