Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wikileaks: Dispatch From the Left Coast

COULTER UPDATE: BRADLEY MANNING POSTER BOY FOR DISGRUNTELED GAYS IN THE MILITARY

HITTING THE NAIL ON THE HEAD would be a gross understantement for describing Roger Simon's most recent post on the earth-shattering ramifications of Wikileaks. So well done that I present it here in all its short/sweet simplicity. Wish I could have said it this cleverly. It just doesn't get any better. I give you Roger Simon @ Pajamas:

Because we know sifting through over a quarter of a million documents can be time-consuming for the average citizen and therefore somewhat daunting, Pajamas Media has hired a dozen dolphins from Sea World to go over the voluminous material. Working non-stop for several days, they have boiled it down to its essence.

Berlusconi likes girls.
Sarkozy likes himself.
Angela Merkel is boring.
David Cameron is more boring.
Hillary thinks Cristina needs a shrink.
Benjamin Netanyahu can’t stand Ehud Olmert.
Al Qaeda hates America.
Yemen’s president hates Al Qaeda
Ahmadinejad is Hitler.
North Korea likes Iran.
Saudi Arabia hates Iran.
Julian Assange is Dennis Kucinich.
PFC Manning will never see the sun again.
America needs a new president.

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