Forbes, Top Ten Tots?

Surely they jest.

Just in case you don't have enough to do, here's a ridiculous link to show us what this world is really coming to. Honest to goodness.

Powerful babies? Influential infants? How low can we go? I feel sorry for these poor children who will be brought up in the spotlights of the media circus, surrounded by armed guards at all times and living in the shadows of pompous, sychophantic unreality and larger-than-life egos.

Praytell, can any of them survive to live a half-way normal, grounded life?